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17-May-2015 14:33

One frightening new epidemic in particular has shocked the world.

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Most of the innovations in this list have failed to catch on around the world, I can't possibly think of a reason why!

In the face of an ongoing global health crisis, instances of heart attacks and associated disorders have sky-rocketed.

Health experts and organizations are launching new, hard-hitting campaigns to raise awareness and target dangerous habits.

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The Japanese are known for being a little eccentric.

Most of the innovations in this list have failed to catch on around the world, I can't possibly think of a reason why!

In the face of an ongoing global health crisis, instances of heart attacks and associated disorders have sky-rocketed.

Health experts and organizations are launching new, hard-hitting campaigns to raise awareness and target dangerous habits.

16 Stunning Things That the Japanese Have – As Should We! Even though they have taken a lot of ideas from the West, they have plenty of their own. I've Never Seen Houses As Strange As Japanese Ones!

The Japanese are known for being a little eccentric.

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